New section on this blog I am trying to recover. Here I will rant against all the stupid movies low and I really only serve to waste time. Sometimes this is so useless that can be directors, sometimes for being too bohemian and abstract in his works (for which they speak of "Stalker" in another post) and others by surrender to commercialism without bothering to give a minimum sense of the film, as is the case of the film that I will comment. The whole gut I even believe me when I say that you can read in peace because it is not worth wasting time with this alleged tape of action.
Synopsis:
An international beauty contest, presented by Mr. Sakata (Pat Morita ) and starring Tatiana (Lisa McAllister) becomes a bloody fight between Hollywood's most famous actor (Tony Schiena) and a mafia godfather (Vinnie Jones) with a desire for revenge. Exciting action film directed by Luc Campeau in which the beauty and beatings are the main ingredients.
My turn:
4 times
A former martial arts champion (martial arts in general, it appears that in these championships hosts were knocked kung fu teachers with karate and taekwondo with or what which they want martial arts tournament Dragon Ball) is now action movie actor Steven Seagal as anyone.
After shooting his latest film an old friend who now is a psychopathic gangster in London invites you to participate in jury in a beauty contest that he is one of the producers and seems to be that of Miss Universe, but do not say I suppose because of rights problems. Stay at home, which also housed some of the girls as Miss South Africa contest, Miss Thailand and others. His friend the mafia has devoted much time and effort in preparing Miss United Kingdom and also the way it is seen that in passing, has passed through the stone to all the aunts who are in your home. The gangster tells the actor that do not mess with the contestants and to be this quiet (and it is seen that with the warning of a guy with a face that breakfast is not enough raw children), sends a plenty of slut to have them pull the 2 on 2.
The actor is too chop and jerk and decides to throw after all the strength left slut even jumps in Miss UK and Miss United Kingdom seem to pay more attention to her pussy that water is a possible imminent death piss off a mob. In the final leg of the competition which takes place live from a nightclub say "Why not let the jury know the contestants better?". At this moment one is expected to refer to the usual questions that tend to make jurors to put the contestants in a bind as
"What do you know about my country, Russia?"
"Aaahh ... The country ... Russia ... yeahhhh ... Erm ... because anything that is out there above, that is very cold, that much the patchwork
is at this moment when the actor chuloputas decides she has to roll up and lean Miss United Kingdom in front of cameras all taking advantage of this in bikinis because they just pass the test of swimwear. A mobster friend comeniños clear this, it seems that everything has not been amused and even though it has always been more or less restrained at the time of making their practices illegal without being caught or else the cops would not be there but in jail, he decides to become involved to death in the middle of the disco live making everyone fly free.
In a stroke of genius says are taking advantage of a contest is going to face all their thugs and then on and if you win you can keep the Miss Universe that. The producers decided to continue broadcasting live and let the cops at the door so they can not help the actor chops. Our beloved actor chop smoked his cigarette while waiting to rain down the cuffs, making clear that as an athlete and martial artist leaves much to be desired in the fight instinct. Bullies rather than the typical pipe gorillas happen to be expert fighters of pseudoarteartes martial or wrestling or something like that as well as being some blanks that have more fat than the head arm and want to arrange a cake instead of embedding a bullet in the head and save yourself pain and humiliation TV.
Actor host chop them all in a terrible fight scenes in which not a single broken arm or leg like a good martial artist with all the opportunities they provide, is the choreographer who had got caught in the rebates or the great actor of action is completely useless.
Finally finished our colleague chop all remaining hosts made some foxes and leaves with his girlfriend Miss UK to shoot movies in Hollywood.
In short, a crappy movie like a stinking carrier at municipal landfill. What that's down? Because the deceased came out Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita as a juror and Japanese gangster who has been on vacation. I expected to have a role but wanted to see him as a curiosity. Would have been better to have a relevant role in place of the role it played in the only known fight for the dishonor of mobster chuloputas comeniños and actor.
I have spoken, spread the word XDDD.
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